Neil Simon play
Footlighters Theater opens
, a 2003 Neil Simon comedy about literary lovers. The play - Simon's 33d - was said to be inspired by the relationship between Dashiell Hammett and Lillian Hellman. $12. 8 p.m. Through June 15; check for other times. 58 Main Ave., Berwyn.
Joel Kunreuther and the quartet of Janka Perniss, Steve Rozek, Bert Harris and Paul Albrecht play an eclectic range of music from complex ballads to high-energy funk and fuse tunes. 7:30 p.m. at the Darlington Arts Center, 977 Shavertown Rd., Garnet Valley. $5.
The Valley Forge Chorus returns to Hedgerow Theatre for two performances. The a capella songfest - about the joys and trials of relationships - features "Sweet Georgia Brown," "Somewhere Over The Rainbow," "Come Fly With Me" and "Summertime." $10 to $20. Shows at 4 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. 64 Rose Valley Rd.; Media.
Plenty of antiques
Thirty-one antique dealers from across the country display their wares at the annual Brandywine River Museum Antiques Show. Featuring American and English furniture, metalware, folk art, quilts, Oriental and European porcelain, and other collectibles. Today and tomorrow. $10; proceeds benefit Brandywine River Museum Volunteers' Art Purchase Fund. 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Routes 1 and 100, Chadds Ford.