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Breaking news: Eagles set new sporting milestone

The Eagles have just established a new modern record for the worst game ever that did not result in a loss. Their 13-13 ties with the Bengals was quite an achievement....for suckitude. (It was also virtually unwatchable, which should not be the case with an overtime game in the NFL.)

As noted here earlier, pitchers and catchers report to Clearwater on Feb. 14.