This is one of those stories you just can't make up.

On Thursday, state police said they were investigating an incident of a man exposing himself in the Intercourse, Pa., public library, PennLive reported.

The town, in the heart of Amish county, has been the butt of jokes as long as there have been sophomore boys.

From Urban Dictionary: "To get to Intercourse, PA go through Bird-in-Hand, pass Blue Ball, stay on the same road, and you'll find Intercouse. Afterwards you'll go through Paradise."

From the Scarlet Dogma: "There's a story about a traveler who is looking to Mount Joy in Intercourse, but she already left to find Fertility and Lickdale. The traveler goes off to try his luck in Virginville but gets lost and ends up in Blue Ball, only to find Climax in Bird-In-Hand. Hahahahahahaha. Ha."

And from Classy's Notes From the Kitchen: "There's only 6 minutes from Intercourse to Paradise."

But back to the library story.

Brandon R. Holbrook, 41, was charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness after he allegedly exposed himself to a 33-year-old Leola, Pa., woman on Feb. 10 in the Pequea Valley Public Library in Intercourse, a village in Leacock Township, Lancaster County, the website reported.