VIDEO: This is absolutely the worst music video you'll see all year

Meet Tay Allyn. She's the artist behind a new song "Mass Text" that makes Rebecca Black sound like Adele. According to the video's YouTube description, Allyn is a 24-year-old recording artist who's rededicated her life to trolling the hell out of the rest of us.

Tay has created a new breed of Pop that's like Ke$ha without the sex, and Gaga without the avant garde- what are you left with? Pop songs about the mundane issues you face in everyday life. It's sassy, fun, and RELATABLE. Chosen by Justin Timberlake and MySpace as a top upcoming artist of 2013.

Yup. OK. Totally believable.

The video is below, but, you should be warned that you're not going to be able to unhear the song. So, listen at your own risk and be preapared to have Allen's shrill voice and tweenie lyrics reverberating around in your skull until the end of your mortal existence. [h/t Jezebel]