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WATCH: Who is Joe Biden? Sadly, no one knows

We, of course, know him as the greatest native Scranton has produced to date, but to the rest of the country, he's simply the Vice President.

    by Nick Vadala
    Published 

For the record, here is a list of things that Joe Biden is not:

  1. A "governor or something"

  2. A terrorist group

  3. A congressman

  4. Condoleeza Rice

  5. A senator

  6. A movie star

  7. A "republican that will be president soon"

  8. "Not a friend of Obama's"

  9. In Pineapple Express

  10. "Assistant President"

We, of course, know him as the greatest native Scranton has produced to date, but to the rest of the country, he's simply the Vice President. Or, well, he should be, but based on Jimmy Kimmel's skit last night, Americans at large just can't place him.

As it turns out, Biden was in Los Angeles for a visit, which mucked up traffic by Kimmel's studio, leading to the host's decision to see if we really know who Joe Biden is—besides, you know, the most mischievous little Vice in the history of the White House. Unfortunately, it looks like we're a little behind.

But please, Joe, don't fret—those of us who really care already know. Just remember to keep control of that butterfly knife.

[Gawker]

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