Someday she may occupy the White House as first daughter - and perhaps as a future prez - so it's good to hear that

Bristol Palin

is preparing for the rigors of public life - by starring in a TV show.

ABC Family said yesterday that Bristol, daughter of possible future presidential hopeful Sarah Palin, will make her acting debut in The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Bristol must master a challenging role - herself - in an episode about the consequences of teen pregnancy. The episode will be filmed over the summer.

Bristol, 19, who has a 13-month-old son, Tripp, with unemployed high school dropout and Playgirl hunk Levi Johnston, recently pledged to forgo sex until marriage.

It's 4 Pattinson, Stewart

"We are together, yes." Yes! Never, in all my years of servitude to the gossip gods, have I seen sweeter words.

That's heartthrob Robert Pattinson, 23, telling Brit tabloid The Sun that he and Twilight costar Kristen Stewart, 19, are, indeed, lovers. (We trust The Sun, no?)

"It is extremely difficult" to maintain the relationship, Rob says. "We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans." Been there, dude. It ain't easy.

The news puts to rest decades of intense metaphysical speculation going back to before either actor was born.

Charlie Sheen to rehab

Charlie Sheen

, whose wife,

Brooke Mueller

, has been in rehab since Feb. 8, yesterday announced that he also has checked into a rehab facility "as a preventative measure," his rep,

Stan Rosenfield

, said in a statement. (Rehab as a prophylactic measure? That's a new one.)

"He will take some time off his series Two and a Half Men. He has asked that his privacy be honored," Rosenfield said.

Is Sheen staying at his wife's rehab? No word.

On Sunday, Mueller left the Canyon treatment center in Malibu, Calif., for another program, alleging that Canyon leaked information about her to the media. Her lawyer, Yale Galanter, tells TMZ that Mueller plans to sue Canyon.

Boldface babies aplenty

Gary Busey

has become a dad again at the ripe age of 65, reports

Entertainment Tonight


Steffanie Sampson

, 40, welcomed their first son,

Luke Samson Busey

, early yesterday morning. Busey has a son,


, and daughter,


, from previous relationships.

Meanwhile, People says beauteous Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi, 39, on Saturday gave birth to a girl, Krishna Thea Lakshmi. The birth comes three years after Padma's divorce from renowned author Sir Salman Rushdie. She has yet to identify the father.

Tidbits 'n' pieces


Watch: Last photographed lounging about in Venice with pops

Jon Voight


Angelina Jolie

, her dude,

Brad Pitt

, and their brood on Monday stormed the streets of Paris.

Jersey Shore star sweetie JWoww (Jenni Farley) told the gals on The View yesterday that rumors she is further augmenting her breast size are wrong. But Jenni added she wouldn't be averse to trading in her current implants for newer models. says Tony Award winner Anika Noni Rose and author and actor Hill Harper will host the 41st NAACP Image Awards, airing live from the Shrine Auditorium in Lalaland Friday on Fox.

Tiger who?

In a shocking admission, the

Dalai Lama

tells the Associated Press that he has never heard of

Tiger Woods

. More shocking, perhaps, is that the AP actually asked the Buddhist spiritual leader to weigh in on the pro golfer's extramarital activities.

Tiger, who plans to apologize to every single human being on the planet about his recently uncovered sins, has vowed to return to some of the Buddhist teachings of his youth.

The Dalai Lama did note that most religions frown upon adultery.

"Whether you call it Buddhism or another religion, self-discipline, that's important," he said. "Self-discipline with awareness of consequences."

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