Just as sure as birds migrate south, political signs will disappear from suburban lawns in the days ahead.
Call the police? Nah.
The Delaware County group opted to pass on some more practical tips to keep the signs in place.
"Put it closer to your house. Or if your lawn is shallow, put in a front facing window," they suggested.
Jenn Milano Solderitsch: Also, slather dog poo on strategic parts of the sign. On the back by the stakes so that when they grab the sign to yank it out they get poo.
Or hot sauce. So when they rub their eyes after the fact ...