There's an actual flesh-and-blood story behind the listing, though.
Wallace says she is selling the place not because of soft business.
She and her husband and collaborator, Scott, are divorcing.
"It is what it is," she said in a phone chat. "We need to do this to move on."
Erin Wallace recently founded a local chapter of Pink Boots Society, a women's beer organization, and is a popular figure on the local beer scene.
The property is listed at $1.85 million. It sits on 2-plus acres, and includes a bed-and-breakfast inn, a cottage, the liquor license, and brewing equipment.