The quirky, the vulgar, the sentimental.
When life gives you Liz Lemons, you make a concerted effort to memorize everything she states. Or at least compile a running list of the most memorable moments from NBC's comedy series, 30 Rock, which ended its seven-season run Thursday evening.
"I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to." (Liz Lemon)
"Here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week." (Tracy Jordan)
"I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards." (Liz Lemon)
"We have ways of making people talk: By giving them fresh apple slices." (Kenneth)
"Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking." (Jenna Maroney)
"Don't talk to me like that. You look like a turtle who lost his shell." (Liz Lemon)
"I want to go to there." (Liz Lemon)
"There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory." (Liz Lemon)
"I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness." (Jack Donaghy)
"Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough to be a happily married man. I mean, I'm actually jealous of you. You've got stability, a great marriage, devoted kids. You know what I have? A Sims family that keeps getting murdered." (Liz Lemon)
"Only special tourists get to see Conan without his wig." (Jack Donaghy)
"I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!" (Liz Lemon)
"I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues." (Liz Lemon)
"You know how pissed off I was when Us Weekly said that I was on crack? That's racist! I'm not on crack. I'm straight-up mentally ill!" (Tracy Jordan)
"I want to roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs." (Liz Lemon)
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