'Longest Ride' is indeed long
The pretty coed doesn't want to go, doesn't see herself as "a rodeo gal." But her sorority sisters insist she ogle the "easy on the eyes" cowboys with them.
The pretty coed doesn't want to go, doesn't see herself as "a rodeo gal." But her sorority sisters insist she ogle the "easy on the eyes" cowboys with them.
He rides a bull, falls off, and loses his hat. She picks it up as he dusts himself off. Her blue eyes lock with his blue eyes.
"Keep it," he says with a grin, and she pokes the dirt and sawdust with the toe of her cowgirl boot to show she's interested.
Welcome to Nicholas Sparks' world. Welcome to The Longest Ride. Clint Eastwood's son Scott stars as laconic Luke, an archetypal Sparks hero - quiet, brave, courtly. Britt Robertson, earning "next big thing" buzz thanks to her role in the forthcoming Tomorrowland, is Sophia Danko, the Wake Forest University art history major about to graduate and about to find herself distracted by the handsome, fatalistic rodeo cowboy.
It's not a question of if he'll get hurt, he drawls, "it's when, and how hard." Their old-fashioned first date ends with him rescuing an old man (Alan Alda) from a car wreck. She recovers the man's precious box of mementos - a Purple Heart, old love letters. And in reading those to the old man in the hospital, she and Luke learn of a great love of the past and what it takes to achieve such a love - in Nicholas Sparks' world.
It does no good to overthink the high-fructose corn syrup served up in this fantasy land, but when you flash back to 1940, you're telling us the man in the hospital is 93 to 95 years old. And driving. And he's not living in Florida. Alda, who as aged-Ira twinkles and pretty much steals the picture, doesn't suggest that. Luke is bull-riding to save the family ranch in "Walkerton, N.C." Walkertown, N.C., between Winston-Salem, where Wake Forest is, and Greensboro, where the World War II love story of Ruth (Oona Chaplin) and Ira (Jack Huston) is set, is not exactly known as cattle country, ranch country, or bull-riding country.
But if it's not set in North Carolina, how is Sparks going to get his young lovers to the beaches of Carolina? Without the beach, there is no "beach novel." Director George Tillman Jr., who did the very fine Notorious Biggy Smalls biopic, manages stunningly real bull-riding scenes, and gives his winsome young stars plenty of room to shine, though neither rises above dull. Chaplin and Huston set off a few sparks in the flashbacks.
But the moment that first letter is opened and its trite, moony expressions of love and pointless pages of exposition are narrated, the movie turns Sparks-insipid.
Consistent? The man's a broken record, an LP on a crackly old record player in a corny corner of Carolina. Near the beach. Bulls are optional.
The Longest Ride *1/2 (out of four stars)
Directed by George Tillman Jr. With Scott Eastwood, Britt Robertson, Alan Alda, Oona Chaplin, Jack Huston. Distributed by 20th Century Fox.
Running time: 2 hours, 5 mins.
Parent's guide: PG-13 (some sexuality, partial nudity, some war and sports action).
Playing at: Area theaters.EndText
