Larry Flynt's political porn parody sees how The Donald really measures up

It's a match made in nothing related to heaven: Larry Flynt vs. some guy named Donald.

In a presidential election year in which candidates allude to their penis size, it seems only fitting that the Hustler founder and chairman is releasing a new parody adult video, The Donald, which he calls "a fantasized look at how the Republican Party front-runner might select his Vice Presidential running mate."

"The downward spiral of name-calling in the GOP Presidential primary campaign is a national embarrassment and an insult to the intelligence of the American people," declared Flynt, "but it's also the perfect catalyst for the debauchery that Hustler Video has concocted in The Donald. This parody is my contribution to the most entertaining Republican Party contest in recent history."

You can all guess the plot, so let's just say that The Donald has more than his ego stroked.

A bunch of women not using their real names (Britney Amber, Skylar Madison, Christie Stevens, Natasha Starr, Subil Arch and Alyssa Lynn) star. The Donald is available on DVD and streaming on hustler.com.

* Flynt also pointed out that Trump's Taj Mahal Casino & Resort in Atlantic City hosted the 2013 and 2014 adult-themed EXXXOTICA Expo.

* Since the real Donald Trump belongs more on the Tattle page anyway, the Culinary and Bartenders union has been certified by the NLRB to begin negotiations for more than 500 workers at Trump Hotel Las Vegas. Trump Hotel ran an aggressive anti-union campaign but even Trump doesn't win anymore.

* In New York, Trump children Eric and Ivanka will not be able to vote for daddy in the primary because they missed the deadline to register as Republicans.

Kind of gives credence to the notion that Trump didn't expect to be in the race this long.

* Thewrap.com reported that a key Trump aide Tweeted out an endorsement for his boss from Congressman Steven Smith representing Georgia's 15th District.

Fittingly, Georgia doesn't have a 15th District and the faux-congressman was a made-up satire.

* Actual Trump endorsee/climate change denier Sarah Palin has endorsed a new "documentary" called Climate Hustle.

Because if there's one person who understands a hustle it's Palin.

* Washington Post tipster Mark Mathieson spotted Mark Harmon outside the White House Sunday. NCIS was due to film there yesterday with Michelle Obama in a scene.

Was Agent Gibbs summoned to the White House after a crate of healthy, leafy, green vegetables disappeared?

* The Raleigh News & Observer reports that Jimmy Buffett hasn't cancelled his two upcoming North Carolina shows because he said in a statement he is "not going to let stupidity or bigotry trump fun for my loyal fans this year."

But . . . Buffett finished his statement with: ". . . as for the future of shows in North Carolina, it would definitely depend on whether that stupid law is repealed. That is up to the good people of North Carolina and there are many, and I am confident that they will see that the right thing will be done. As Forrest said, 'Stupid is as stupid does.'"

* Brandi Carlile, who's married to Catherine Shepherd, said she will play North Carolina "to witness the protest through music."

* Further South in Mississippi, rocker Bryan Adams is canceling a performance this week.

Adams said in a statement that since Mississippi passed anti-LGBT 'Religious Liberty' bill 1523, "I cannot in good conscience perform in a State where certain people are being denied their civil rights due to their sexual orientation. . . . Using my voice I stand in solidarity with all my LGBT friends to repeal this extremely discriminatory bill. Hopefully Mississippi will right itself and I can come back and perform for all of my many fans. I look forward to that day."

* Thewrap.com reports that Creed star Tessa Thompson has closed a multi-picture deal with Marvel and joined the cast of Thor: Ragnarok. She'll play Thor's new love interest.

* On Ellen last week, Iggy Azalea claimed that she and fiance Nick Young were cool, even though Young apparently admitted to cheating on her to fellow L.A. Laker D'Angelo Russell.

Appearing on the "Orlando & The Freakshow" radio show on Wild 94.1, however, TMZ.com reports that Iggy was more upset than she'd let on.

"I'm not cool with it," she said . . . "Like you'll have half a penis."

"I already said one more video, just one more thing and you will lose a quarter of your meat."

Nick may need to work on his fidelity. Iggy needs to work on her fractions.

- Daily News wire services

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